He’d always come over for several cups.
He had an insatiable thirst.
He became such a nuisance that we decided to fix him.
To cure him of all desire for tea, we decided to drown him with the stuff.
One day we forced him to drink ten pots of tea.
As he staggered off, we laughed at how clever we had been in putting ten pots in a tea pest.
(For those who were puzzled by the Volvo groaner last week, it was based on the Aqua Velva men’s hair cream catch phrase, “There’s something about an Aqua Velva man”)