If you give someone a really small Valentine’s Day card, that’s called a “Valentiny.”
I told you about the painter who was in love, didn’t I? He loved a girl with all his art.
So what’s a good gift for the man who loves his car this time of year? A Valenshine!
Two boat oars went out on a date. They dined and wined and were very row-mantic.
I saw a pig give a box of chocolates to another pig. Apparently it was Valenswine’s Day.
What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me.”
Why do Valentines come in the shape of a heart? Because a spleen would be pretty gross!
Jimmy a kiss?