If you give someone a really small Valentine’s Day card, that’s called a “Valentiny.”

I told you about the painter who was in love, didn’t I? He loved a girl with all his art.

So what’s a good gift for the man who loves his car this time of year? A Valenshine!

Two boat oars went out on a date. They dined and wined and were very row-mantic.

I saw a pig give a box of chocolates to another pig. Apparently it was Valenswine’s Day.

What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me.”

Why do Valentines come in the shape of a heart?
 Because a spleen would be pretty gross!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss?


  1. One day I’m going to hack into your blog Archie with the biggest delete hammer you’ve ever seen ……. [and today was going sooooo well]


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