A Day At The Zoo

onceupunatimeredA bloke started his new job at the zoo and was given three tasks.

First was to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he did this a huge fish jumped out and bit him. To show who is boss, he beat it to death with a spade.

Realizing his employer won’t be best pleased he disposed of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he was attacked by the chimps who pelted him with coconuts. He swiped at two of the chimps with a spade killing them both.

What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he said to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurled the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moved on to the last job which was to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he started he was attacked by the bees. He grabbed the spade and smashed the bees to a pulp.

By now he knows what to do and so he threw them into the lions’ cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrived at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and asked “What’s the food like here?”

The resident lion replied; “Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees.”

One response to “A Day At The Zoo

  1. Ohhhhhh …. bloody hell! I even laughed … well, sniggered … at this one.


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