“You’ve been promoted” he said, and I was so surprised that I swerved.
A few minutes later, I got another call. “You’ve been given a raise”. I was so excited that I swerved again.
Later I got a third call. “You’ve been made CEO”. And I swerved again and ran into a tree.
As I sat waiting for the tow truck, a policeman appeared. “What happened?” he asked.
“I careered off the road…”