Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini-van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out “Whip me, whip me!”
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, not having any whips on hand has a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, “Did you get these marks having sex?” Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that she allowed him to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, “I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor you’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease that I’ve ever seen”…