Getting Into Heaven

Three men die, and end up at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve.

Saint Peter is there to greet them, and tells them they can’t get into heaven unless they have something Christmassy on them.

The first guy goes up to the gate, and pulls out some mistletoe, and St. Peter lets him in.

The second guy goes up to the gate and pulls out some candles, and St. Peter lets him in.

The third guy goes up to the gate, and pull out a pair of panties.

St. Peter is flabbergasted. What can this have to do with Christmas?

And the third guy says “But they’re Carols.”

Burgled from Silverstar

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