The Best River

Two men were having a heated argument about which was the most impressive river in the world. The first man was an Egyptian, and was quite confident that the Nile was absolutely the best river in the world – he cited the stunning scenery and the thousands of years of history around it.

The other man was an American, who believed that the Mississippi was better. He talked about the way the river had helped to open up the continent, and the great cities that had developed along its banks.
They argued about it for hours, until finally, another fellow stepped in, and was finally able to stop the argument.

He managed to convince them that both rivers were equally impressive, because, after all as everyone knows – The Miss. is as good as the Nile

3 responses to “The Best River

  1. *sigh* … *SIGH*!!! Is that all you can do? How on earth is a simple *sigh* goind to dissuade this persistent and incorrigible punster? Huh! *sigh* …. pshaw!!!


  2. @ Nurse M, I will have to find something truly monumental to get a reaction from you, won’t I 😆

    @ Buff, I find your reaction so much more encouraging than Nurse M’s reaction


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