Sweeping Statement.

A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day.

The area’s custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4’10”, 90lbs) and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away.

My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she would have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work.

The lady looked at my friend and lisped, “You mean, I have to weigh me down to sweep?”

11 responses to “Sweeping Statement.

  1. GROAN!

    and pray to God her soles to keep.. grounded?

    Cybe -you oughta be ashamed

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  2. Archie, don’t look now but Henny Youngman has hyjacked your blog.

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  3. Cybe, Please don’t bristle like that – I am truly ashamed of my weakness.

    Linda, Whew, I wondered where all of those were coming from – I am innocent and never ever pun – you can truss me on that.

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  4. I’ve just thought of a just and terrible punishment for punnish people! I will truss you … in a Size -xxx size!!! And I’ll pull it tight!

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  5. buff, skweeeeeeek – I don’t like being trussted

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  6. az, I apologise. I have declared today a pun-free day. However, wait until the end of next weekend – Punday will be a good day to avoid.

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  7. *pokes head out from hiding*

    So I’m safe until Punday then? Phew!

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  8. az, maybe – – –

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  9. YOU PROMISED!!!

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  10. az, maybe I have been reading too much political stuff. Perhaps I lied – – – (wish i could get that “devil” face on here!) Perhaps I should suggest you go to https://archiearchive.wordpress.com/2006/11/26/hacking-and-cutting/

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