Here at the Archive we are subject to a continual barrage of
encouragement nagging to lose a few Kilos.
I do know I need to take
10 or 20 a few centimetres off the old waistline and I have adapted my diet in some small ways.
I invented the Pizza diet
I tried the Low GI diet, but all the GI’s I know are too tall.
I tried a modified Atkins diet. I have increased the percentage of protein without reducing the quantity of Carbs.
I have even tried the exercise thing. Lightly and with much recovery time and a few beers to avoid dehydration.
However, there are some lengths to which I will not go!
No, Nurse Myra, I will not be sending off for these!