Cthulhu Lies Dreaming Of?

Every Elder God needs at least one girlfriend. And every blog needs something Cthulhu-ish on a regular basis to keep the hits rising.

It helps keep those other-dimensional beings occupied and puts off their plans to take over the world and steal the souls of every living, and not so living being.

The fact that Cthulhu is also kept happy is a pleasant by-product.

Here is Cthulhu’s Girlfriend.

And finally the eons-old question is answered.

We all know that “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”) But of what has he been dreaming?

Cthulhu Porn, of course!

This piece was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft with an extra healthy dose of squid and crab thrown in for good measure. She is painted with an iridescent 3 tone paint job, with clear urethane tentacles and spines.

There are more images of this statue available

5 Responses

  1. And here I always thought he was gay!


  2. Rain, so that is why he rises unexpectedly!


  3. Aren’t these the pictures Raincoaster was burning in the wastebasket last week? She referred to them as her “glossies”. I understand they’re screencaps from a video.


  4. Metro, I didn’t like to say that openly, but she while she was burning the rest, I surreptitiously nicked that one photo.


  5. […] 101 Uses For A John Howard #83 Posted on October 30, 2007 by archiearchive FCD Once again, the brilliance of Kudelka shines through. Tapping into the collective sub-conscious of the Australian psyche he has found, and revealed, our true opinion of our glorious undead leader. Perhaps further research will reveal a link to the soul-eater, that Haunter of the Dark, Cthulhu. […]


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