The Artist

An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late – bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush.

As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his painting shine.

After a month, the artist had become weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day.

Since his model, had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk – since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence.

They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside.

He jumped up and said, “OH NO! It’s my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!”

3 responses to “The Artist

  1. That has to be one of the oldest jokes in history …

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  2. It reminds me of when the wife and I encountered one of her martial arts acquaintances in a dept. store. That man’s wife was somewhat shocked when my wife remarked , “Oh, I almost didn’t recognize you with clothes on!”
    Of course, she had never seen the man except wearing a gi.

    Cybe

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  3. Buff, Oldie but a goodie 🙂

    Cybe, wonderful tale 🙂

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