This is my Blog-gigolo post for the day. Taking over from my ever popular Britney’s Bare Bits is this extremely tasteful and not-at-all exploitative Britney Rehab Doll.
Found, on your Ebay, the genooine article!
This Is The ONE and ONLY Rehab Britney Spears Doll
Dont be fooled by the immataters
It comes with its own box, hand crafted.
The doll has a shaved head and is true to life like Britney and she doesnt have panties on!!!!
Serious bids only!!
If you have any questions feel free and ask
And, at the time of posting, it was going for $15.50!
Personally I prefer the Metro.co.uk version from late last month. This one (right) was going for $42.
As you can see, we are all safe from wild umbrella attacks as she is wearing a new season strait-jacket and has been supplied with really effective downers.
It seems she has been visited at the “Promises” rehabilitation center in Malibu by Kevin and the mostly neglected sprogs.
A day without Britney is like – – – a day with a life!