Poopsie Gizzardshorts

This was passed on to me by a son with little boys and littler to do! 🙂

He even has the nerve to think we should all laugh more!

The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names……

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g= fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s= snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, John Howard’s new name is Cheeseball Bubblehead while George W Bush is Goober Chickenshorts and North Korea’s Kim Jong-il will now, forever be known as Pinky Bubblepants! Would Britney be accepting of Chim-Chim Hampsterbuns? Or the late Anna Nicole Smith of Zippy Bananasniffer?

4 responses to “Poopsie Gizzardshorts

  1. Oooooer! Mine is Chim-Chim Giggle Tush. I love the pollies ones … so apt!


  2. Here I step away, for just a moment, and look what’s happening! Monkey bottoms, goober chicken shorts, all kinds of major, major silliness. So glad to see all is as usual. (My boys LOVE the Captain books. For a long time, all someone would have to say in our family to make someone else laugh was “underpants.”) Happy Valentine’s Day! xo, BL


  3. Interesting.


    Loopy Chicken-Chunks


  4. Buff, nice one. Those leaders deserve a post all of their own.

    BL, it is great to see you back amongst the general silliness (note the promotion). And a Happy Valentine’s Day for you as well.

    Loricat, That sounds like a bad disease!


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