Polly Limerick; BRONNY!! You Didn’t!

Mackellar’s old Rep has just started
To quote from a book she has carted
Now Julie’s concerned
Cos Pyney’s discerned
That Bronny has stinkily farted!

The words are mine own,

the image was burgled from @DanJCass

Polly Lim; Lyn Linking

One of my favourite characters in the Australian political scene is a small tweety bird who spends her time collecting all the good political blogs together and posting them as a list in the comments on  The Political Sword.

After a well earned Christmas break, she has returned, and all is right with the world.

I love it when our Lyn’s a’linking
She’s adding so much to our thinking
By showing the way
And making our day.
Her energy has us all blinking!

Matthew Chapter Six, Verse the Second

I’m just like a Pharisee, see
Volunteer for the public to see
Not quite like is said
In good books I’ve read.
It’s all about me, about ME!

Polly Lim; Destroy the Joint

Oz women are sick of the shit,
This system they’re going to quit
And that is the point
Of destroying the joint
Australia needs a refit!

Pollylim, Adele and Troy

Adele, Sure your Mum often said
No meat where you get all your bread
That bastard Buswell
Sure isn’t a swell
He just wants you spread on a bed!

James Ashby; The Limerick

So James has been chucked from the Court

Not getting the judgement he sought.

So now he’s not gracious

’bout being vexatious

And getting a judge he’d not bought!

A New Royal Is Announced

It seems that Will’s willy’s no dud
So Katey will soon have a bub
And tho some will cheer
The truth is, I fear -
Just one more fat cat in the tub!

Polly Lim; Christopher Pyne

The red face of Chris keeps on glowing
While he’s in the seats of unknowing.
It begs for the asking,
“That grimace is masking
If you are now coming or going”

Polly Lim; Senator Brandis

A Senate leftover of Howard’s,
Stood up in the Castle of Cowards
Accusing a crime
But he’s such a slime,
Outside of the House he just cowered!

Polly Lim; Julie Bishop, On Repeat

J Bishop’s stood up from her seat
A question she wants to repeat
and repeat and repeat
and repeat and repeat
and repeat and repeat and repeat!

Polly Lim; Ralph Blewitt

 

Ralph Blewitt’s a well-known sleaze
The look in his eyes makes you freeze
It does make you wonder
(In grossest mid-chunder)
About all the friends he will please

Pollylim; Joe Hockey and Unemployment

Joe Hockey now feels he’s in Heaventy
The jobless he thinks are eleventy!
His readings gone badly
He’ll find out, quite sadly
The number is lots less than seven-ty!

Limerick; Alan Jones Apologises

I’m Alan and I say I’m sorry
I thought I did not have to worry
The lesson’s been taught
I must not get caught
When dissing that woman, my quarry!

And a little graffiti cos all honest comment is found on walls.

Pollylim: Cory Bernardi

There once was a Tory named Cory
Who told us a story quite gory
Of hairy goatees
And tempting Chick-peas.
His chances of glory are poory!

Limerick; Political Bully

Let’s kick Thommo out of his chair
And bully old Pete since he’s there.
But what’s this I hear?
There’s something to fear?
So now I’ll just whine, “That’s not fair!”