Pollie Limerick; Chris Pyne, Julie Bishop

 A lim about Julie's a drag Its making me look like a dag     I just sound all whiny   Like red-faced Chris Pyney  I can only slag and then bag

A lim about Julie’s a drag
Its making me look like a dag
I just sound all whiny
Like red-faced Chris Pyney
I can only slag and then bag

One Response

  1. So glad that Christopher Pyne’s
    Name rhymes so well with whine
    Else I might get stuck
    Writing verse re this Schmuck
    And the bullshit that’s his only line.

    How could anyone believe Chris Pyne
    For in one day he’s backflipped his whine
    From his Liberal attack
    To now switching back
    Saying Labour’s Gonski is fine!

    Julie Bishop that dumb blonde old chook
    Tries hard to keep Diana look
    But that soon goes south
    When she opens her mouth
    And out spews the Gobbledygook

    Don’t care if I’m thought a smarty
    But my verse can’t be hale and hearty
    While the lying Tony Abbott
    Leads his band of rabbits
    One’s obliged to heap shit on his party.

    Like

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