Janet would say, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
Peter would say, “You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
One morning it finally came to a head. Janet found a new reason.
She said, “You should do it! It says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Peter replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So Janet fetched the Bible, and opened up the New Testament.
She showed him, at the top of several pages, where it does indeed say …… “HEBREWS”.