There is a new virus, code name “work”.
If you receive “work” from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any other means, do not touch “work” under any circumstances! This virus wipes out your private life completely.
Put on the jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that “work” has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and “work” already controls your whole life.
I’ve been trying to avoid this virus for years, but it comes after me even in retirement.
Just to be on the safe side, I’m staying away from not only the computer but the office in which the computer resides. Thanks for the heads up.