Tony Abbott has been missing from the front pages of the
OLD and ANTIQUATED Media.
It has been two or three minutes.
So I did some research to find where he has been.
He actually got lost while looking for a fire.
Then he had an emergency call to answer from the MCG
Most recently he has been seen with one of his contemporaries.
A woman who perfected destroying the joint some time ago.
I always knew that Giaconda dame was a bit off! Silly bimbo. Margie and Peta will be cross.