A long time ago, in a kitchen far, far, away…
It is a time of turmoil. The Microwave Empire, led by the evil Dark Chocolate, captures Princess Ladle, leader of the Dinner-Party alliance, and imprisons her in the Death-Fridge.
Luke Warmwater is bored with his humdrum life on the planet TableTop. He happens to meet an old friend of his father’s, Mouldy-Old Banoffee, who turns out to be one of the last of the Jelly masters. Together they embark on a milk-curdling adventure.
Pan Solo is on the run from Pizza the Hut. Pan and his long-time frying companion Chewy, the big furry Cookie, agree to take Luke and Mouldy-Old Banoffee off the planet.
When Luke mentions the kitchen floor is looking a bit dirty, there suddenly appears: * Flash! A-ah! Cleaner of the universe! * Flash soon leaves on being told he is in the wrong movie.
Together, our heroes manage to penetrate the magnetic-field defences of the Death-Fridge’s main door and rescue the Princess. They narrowly escape with their lives, except for Mouldy-Old Banoffee who is chopped down by Dark Chocolate.
Luke helps the alliance destroy the Death-Fridge by remembering the words of Mouldy-Old Banoffee: “Use the Sauce, Luke. Use the Sauce.”
Coming soon…
Oven Wars – Part V – The Microwave Strikes Back
Luke seeks guidance from the old, wise, and increasingly smelly Yoghurt who trains him in the ways of the Sauce.
You’re sick, you know that, don’t you!