Polly Lim; Senator Brandis

A Senate leftover of Howard's, Stood up in the Castle of Cowards Accusing a crime But he's such a slime, Outside of the House he just cowered!

A Senate leftover of Howard’s,
Stood up in the Castle of Cowards
Accusing a crime
But he’s such a slime,
Outside of the House he just cowered!

8 Responses

  1. Brandis follows the path of his tory gutless sewer dwellers and hides behind privilege to accuse the PM of lying with no proof… you piece of turd back into your bucket of slime

  2. Thanks archie.

  3. Pyne, Brandis, Abetz, Mirabella, Bishop! Talk about the party of sleaze, and they want to govern this country?

  4. And the above list forgot Morriscum, the worst of them all after Abbott .. and Bishop .. and Mirabella .. and .. and .. you forgot Morriscum!

  5. There’s this Liberal Poli named Cash
    With facial expressions not flash
    This sneering piece of work
    Should be christened “The Smirk”
    And for showing contempt wins the sash.

    The Liberal Party’s a League
    Of liars, deceit, and intrigue
    Add Tony’s obsession
    With bullshit and aggression
    And of acting like mad Captain Queeg

    There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
    A trio destined for Hell
    Along with Joe Hockey
    Who plays with his cocky
    And Christopher Pyne as well

    With less personality than a gum tree
    Tony Abbott has the effrontory
    And also the gall
    To think we’ll all fall
    Into letting this wimp run our Country.

    Tony Abbott’s led many attacks
    Upon Labour without these true facts
    That other Nations indeed
    Are already in the lead
    And have started their own Carbon Tax.

    Abbott, Hockey and Pyne
    The three ring circus combine
    With Abbott the ringmaster
    Hockey the disaster
    And Pyne with his incessant whine

    Mr Abbott’s right into the fray
    Spouting his bullshit each day
    But remember twas he
    Who said on TV
    “You can’t believe all that I say.”

    Apart from the sarcastic jeers
    Tony Abbott hands out to his peers
    When he goes to bed
    And lays down his head
    How the fuck does he manage those ears?

    Tony Abbott who must have his say
    Spouting bullshit in his stilted way
    With his lies and his pose
    Like Pinnochio’s nose
    His ears grow larger each day.

    Tony Abbott you always breathe fire
    And your ego could’nt be higher
    But each time you drool
    You look more of a fool
    Don’t forget you’re a self confessed liar.

    Tony Abbott’s verbal diarrhea
    Is always made so “Crystal Clear”
    Just well the sane folk
    Treat him as a joke
    Saying, “Tony for PM, no fear

    When Abbott his having a bitch
    Don’t be fooled with his lies or his pitch
    When it comes to your purse
    Robin Hood in reverse
    Will rob all the poor for the rich.

    As a Poly Abbotts a farce
    And totally out of his class
    Those ears as handles
    Would delight the bum vandals
    Perhaps he should have been selling his arse.

    Abbott’s act of raking manure
    Shows the public that he’s immature
    With his ravings so wild
    Like a spoiled brat child
    His fans become fewer and fewer.

    Mr. Abbott the Julia hater
    Does all that he can to bait her
    God help all us folk
    If were stuck with this bloke
    Whose nothing but a bloody Dictator.

    Over the last 6 years
    Pyne and Abbott have brought us the tears
    Which have rolled down our legs
    Watching these rotten eggs
    With impressions of Noddy and Big Ears

    There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
    A trio destined for Hell
    Along with Joe Hockey
    Who plays with his cocky
    And Christopher Pyne as well

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