Cthulhu, Ripped

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. It took an email from a friend to remind me that it has been quite a while since I made mention of any unspeakable horrors or Old Ones or non-Euclidean architecture.

Cybe had been searching through the Necronomiconweb and found that, in his youth, Cthulhu had been a gym-junkie in subterranean K’n-yan. In fact he may even have been a user of certain illegal body-building substances. This could be why he was sent to the depths of R’yleh, fhtagn.

Found on the Necronomiconweb here by my mate, Cybe.

11 Responses

  1. If you want to study near one of the portals, you could always apply for admission to Miskatonic University. Supposedly, they have a paper copy of the Necronomicon in their library as well.

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  2. Oooh, squid porn!

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  3. What’s happening between his legs?

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  4. Not a lot ……… which is encouraging ……

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  5. You guys haven’t seen enough Japanese porn, obviously. What do you think all those tentacles are for?

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  6. How do you tell it’s a “he”? It seems to lack appendages …

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