The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. It took an email from a friend to remind me that it has been quite a while since I made mention of any unspeakable horrors or Old Ones or non-Euclidean architecture.
Cybe had been searching through the Necronomiconweb and found that, in his youth, Cthulhu had been a gym-junkie in subterranean K’n-yan. In fact he may even have been a user of certain illegal body-building substances. This could be why he was sent to the depths of R’yleh, fhtagn.
Found on the Necronomiconweb here by my mate, Cybe.
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If you want to study near one of the portals, you could always apply for admission to Miskatonic University. Supposedly, they have a paper copy of the Necronomicon in their library as well.
Ahh, Old MiskU. I studied the Pnakokic Manuscripts there. The Necronomicon was a little advanced for me.
Oooh, squid porn!
What’s happening between his legs?
Why do ladies always ask embarrassing questions about us poor defenceless guys?
Not a lot ……… which is encouraging ……
So everything is quite normal – - –
You guys haven’t seen enough Japanese porn, obviously. What do you think all those tentacles are for?
How do you tell it’s a “he”? It seems to lack appendages …
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