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Burgled from I Am your God
Filed under: religion Tagged: | celibacy, God, masturbation, sex, squirrels
Like most warnings from God, I’m afraid this one came too late to save my genitalia…
One should always listen to your God. He gives you advice tailored to your needs. My God at the moment is Pan. Just as much fun as Bacchus but no hangovers. Or squirrels.
Damn squirrels. We are at war with them. They have eaten every bit of my corn and would like to have the tomatoes except we put an electric fence around them.
Make love, not war – oops, sorry, we have just been told NOT to make love to the squirrels. Carry on ;)
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