In keeping with today’s sciency (sciencey?) theme, here is a scientifically developed chart explaining just why men wear sunglasses.
The unanswered question is “Why do women wear sunglasses?”
Why Do Men Wear Sunglasses?
Posted on July 13, 2009 by archiearchive FCD
I wear them out running so that people can’t tell how intently I’m watching their damn dogs — in case the miserable animal lunges for me I’ll have a jump on blitzing it with the pepper spray in my hand.
To keep the sun out of my eyes.
It’s no use, guys, they know we are looking, anyway.
Oh dear, I’m afraid Cybe is correct. Perhaps we should all have our faces slapped – - -
I don’t care if you look, just as long as you don’t touch uninvited.
And we men, of course, ask the same respect for us.
Now that that’s out of the way..
Um, would you touch all you like?
Please???