Wookey Hole is Witchless

Wookey Hole is currently witchless

A Job Centre is advertising a “witch” vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.

The witch, who has to live in the site’s caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.  The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.

The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role. “We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible,” said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.

‘Key career move’

“Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages. “This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and disease.”

The £50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas. “Wookey Hole is advertising nationally and hopes to attract a strong field of candidates with the £50,000 serving as a major incentive,” said the site. It said ambitious witches looking for a “key career move” should arrive dressed for work armed with any “essential witch accoutrements”.

Due to sexual discrimination law, the job cannot demand that the post is filled by a woman. Interviews, which will involve on-site assessment incorporating a range of standard tasks, will take place on 28 July at 1100.

This was found on the BBC News website and fails to mention whether the applicants must supply their own goat.