A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.
The young lad was most intrigued by this machine, and he asked if he could be allowed to work the machine. The manager refused, but the youngster couldn’t understand why not.
The store manager explained it to him: “Sorry, kid, but baggers can’t be juicers.”
(looking for brown paper bag to bad head of Ærchie)
You go, Buff, this one is definitely PUN-ishable.
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What are you doing larking about with Richard Hannay, you impertinent Jerry? And where is the third hostage?