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Thanks, Randall. Now I have a totally unwanted image arc welded into my brain!
Filed under: humor, humour Tagged: | arc welding, fetish, sex, sex bots, xkcd
I once knew a Republican Astroturf organizer who could tie a cherry stem in a knot using only his tongue. No one could figure out why he bothered.
It does seem to be a strange hobby. Why would a Republican want to do something like that?
I think he wanted to impress women, but his number was up when the woman he was dating borrowed my copy of “The Lesbian Guide to Sex for Men” and thrust it at him saying “There’ll be a quiz!”
The cognitive dissonance would have sent him into a fugue!
Wouldn’t you want to arc-weld something bigger than a cherry stem if you are an android girlfriend?
If I met an android girl who propositioned me I think I would remove myself from her vicinity – very fast!
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