Hen Party Gone Wrong!

Burgled from Phil

Tuesday Tune

Two more sleeps and I will be there. At the only concert for this legendary duo are presenting here in Perth. The sad part is that, because of the modrern hysteria about all drugs except alcohol and nicotine, I will probably leave the concert as un-stoned as when I arrived. That would never have happened [...]

Driven to Distraction

I was driving to the office one morning, when I got a phone call from my boss. “You’ve been promoted” he said, and I was so surprised that I swerved. A few minutes later, I got another call. “You’ve been given a raise”. I was so excited that I swerved again. Later I got a [...]

Medical Chart

OK, so the economy is bad. But that is not the only problem we have to face in this, the last year of the “Noughties”. I must visit Graph Jam more often

The Economy Is So Bad That – - -

The incomparable Honjii posted this – I had to burgle it 1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. 4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM. 5. Obama [...]

Strange World #43; Communing Commuting

An Italian priest was caught coming off the Milan-Turin motorway with a blood alcohol content of 0.8 grams – above the authorised limit in Italy of 0.5 grams. He pleaded to police that it was only because of the Holy Wine he had drunk as part of the mass, Ansa news agency reported yesterday. Police [...]

God and Miracle Cures

The Hourglass Figure

What Holiday Drink Are You?

You Are Champagne Your holiday personality is celebratory. In other words, you love to drink! For you, the holidays are a time to let loose and enjoy yourself. You figure they only happen once a year, so why restrain yourself? What Holiday Drink Are You?

Photo Hunt; Flags

The circus and flags seem to go together. Especially an internationally famous circus like the Circ De Soleil. Interestingly, I did a Google search for Circ De Soliel to check my spelling and found there are 4,000,000 sites with this spelling. Circ De Soleil has only 2,300,000 sites but one of them is their official [...]

Vimrod and an Ambition

Saturday Suzi

BBC Quiz of the Week

WOW! I began this morning at 5.00am in the middle of the desert. Now I am am some 2,000 km to the south in the middle of a rain squall in Perth. That is why the quiz is so late this week. Last week’s hat was won by az who managed a 1/7, beating about [...]

Let’s Play Poker

One of my degenerate friends (or is that an oxymoron?) collects old packs of cards. A surprising number were not quite suitable for polite company and now are probably quite un-PC yet they show that humour has changed little. Many of the thoughts expressed I have seen in humour groups on the intertubes. This pack [...]

Sky Watch Friday

I watched a white cloud approach and cover the sun. At the last moment I grabbed my camera and snapped a shot, fearing the contrast would be too great. I wasn’t prepared for the interesting tail which appeared on the image.