Yay, meat!
You know you’ve always wanted to know what kind of processed meat you are. I mean, who hasn’t, really?
Needless to say, this quiz will provide you with that knowledge, and it is a beautiful thing indeed.
Note: In keeping with the archive’s avowed intention of exceeding the raincoaster triteness standard, this quiz is silly and ridiculous. You have been warned.
You are …Hot Dogs
Hot Dog eating contest? You’d blow the competition away! just remember the antacid, and you’ll be all good.
What kind of processed meat are you?, created by Ptocheia
Did that appropriately satiate your curiosity? If not, take the quiz again!
Or just get on with your life.
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Why am I not surprised?
You are …Spam!
Spam
“Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!”
I didn’t like being the Spam I was at first, so I changed all my answers to the opposite and became a bratwurst. Much better.
@ Cybe, why did I think you could be anything else
@ silverstar, good thinking – I nearly did that too.
Tube Steak? Hmmm, what does Buff say about that?
You are …Bratwurst!
Bratwurst
….more like bratbest!
And I didn’t say anything, Raincoaster
Why bother?
Ha ha ha ha, Buff.
I’m Spam too.
Spam for moi!
@ Rain, Buff isn’t here – - -
@ Buff, I thought you were ignoring me – - -bratwurst indeed!
@ az and nurse m, sisters, eh?
Ærchie, I’m not ignoring your general posts … or your odd quiz … I’m ignoring your penchant for ghastly puns.