The Church of The Holy Brangeloonie

Posted on July 15, 2008 by archiearchive FCD

By now the whole world knows that Angelina Jolie has birthed a pair of twins (sorry for the redundancy but this is a tale of redundants!)

The faithful have been out in their blogs;

worshipping,

“I only want to celebrate and sing her praises. I have been down on my knees all morning, where I know she would want me to be, blessing this holy family. god bless the jolie-pitts!”

warning the unbelievers away,

“This should be a day of celebration, yet everyone is just so MEAN. Why can’t the twins and the rest of the Jolie-Pitts have at least ONE nice day without so many people trying to ruin it? She just had TWINS for crying out loud. Angelina is such a beautiful matyr; I wish I could be more like her. Sure, she’s kinda shunning America, but I still luv, luv, LUV her!!! Anyone else want to start a petition to wish them the best luck in the world?”

and Decrying the anti-Brangelina,

“By the crazy reaction from the haters, we know Jen Aniston is miserable and in pain right now. hehehe.”

So, from the Gallery of the Absurd, comes this Icon to form the centrepiece of your shrine to the Holy Pair of the Holy Pairents.

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14 Responses

  1. Wandering Coyote, on July 15th, 2008 at 8:58 am Said:

    Cripes – let’s just leave these people at peace. They are no more interesting than anyone else!

    That picture, however, is quite hilarious. I love the photoshopped lips on the twins! That just kills me.

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  2. Buff, on July 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am Said:

    My Mum had twins when she was 42 … does that make her a candidate for canonisation?

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  3. archiearchive FCD, on July 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm Said:

    WC, the carry-on over these twins is only matched by the visit of the Pope to Australia! The icon is more than appropriate – and those lips ARE great! :)

    Buff, Ummm – no – - – :razz:

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  4. nursemyra, on July 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm Said:

    I’m sure jennifer aniston has better things to do than cry over the brangelina hooha

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  5. archiearchive FCD, on July 15th, 2008 at 5:05 pm Said:

    I’m sure she has as well. A pity the Brageloonies don’t have anything better to do.

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  6. sandy, on July 15th, 2008 at 7:27 pm Said:

    too funny – celeb worship and how talented are they again?????????????

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  7. tobymarx, on July 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm Said:

    Hollywood celebs in any form give me the running shits. The fan commentary is priceless. Things like this make it clear that we’re way past due for a major gene pool cleaning. :-)

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  8. archiearchive FCD, on July 15th, 2008 at 9:45 pm Said:

    @ sandy, hmmm, who are they? What have they done :)

    @ toby, I’m afraid the gene pool has become awful shallow. Perhaps global warming will be a blessing for the planet!

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  9. silverstar98121, on July 16th, 2008 at 3:33 am Said:

    Now you know why I never watch television.

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  10. archiearchive FCD, on July 16th, 2008 at 9:06 am Said:

    I can understand that. TV interferes with blogging time ;)

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  11. nursemyra, on July 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm Said:

    you can say that again :-)

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  12. archiearchive FCD, on July 16th, 2008 at 7:28 pm Said:

    I will –

    I can understand that. TV interferes with blogging time ;)

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  13. Metro, on July 26th, 2008 at 1:03 am Said:

    Sorry–she had a kid? Two? Out of her own body and everything?

    Damn, I had money bet that she’d just collect the whole set.

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  14. archiearchive FCD, on July 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am Said:

    Apparently she did – I was surprised as well – it doesn’t fit with her lifestyle, does it – getting others to do the work and then reaping the benefits!

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