Groaning Overtime
Posted on May 11, 2008 by archiearchive FCD
A man sat down at a restaurant and looked at the menu. He told the waiter, “I think I will have the turtle soup.”
The waiter left, but the man changed his mind to pea soup.
He yelled to the waiter, “Hold the turtle; make it pea.”
Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.
Q: Did you hear about the new Chinese hit single?
A: I’m justa WOKing the dog.
You know what’s sad about these little posts??? It’s that the little bouncing smilies are the funniest part of them. (groan on cue just for you)
Nooooooooo
@Buff, Thank you for the groan - I’m always pleased to bring a little happiness into other lives - - -
@nursemyra, Wheeeeee - success again