Every part of the Community has a collection of dogs. Nameless and sometimes annoying, they do provide protection from any stray “wrigglies” which may slither too close. None of the dogs have names. They just get fed a little each night, yelled at when they get in the way and are totally loyal.
This is my pack at feeding time. Soon I will leave, but if I return in six months, they will all crowd around again. They will not have forgotten me.
I’ll have to send you back up with bags of doggie food.
Lots of dog food up here – I AM the shopkeeper
What do they eat when you’re gone?
*abstains from totally tasteless joke at great cost to reputation for tasteless cruelty*
Imagine the worst and you will not be far wrong. Despite lots of litters of little puppies – there seems a limit on the number of dogs which live here! And there are no old dogs!
Eew! reminds me of that winter favourite: when the red red robin comes bob bob bobbing along, shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard!
Tch Tch Tch! I know you are a Tory but do you need to be quite so vindictive towards those on the left?
That’s not the worst, Archie.
BABIES!!! THEY EAT BABIES!!!
That is NOT the worst! (Thinking of a number of babes I would enjoy eating).
The worst is that they eat PUPPIES!
raincoaster,
Really, it only seems fair, doesn’t it?