101 Uses For A John Howard #67

In this pre-election time of competing daily policy announcements which overlap each other, it sometimes pays to step back and have a look at how we got here.

From back in April, here is Kudelka on what appears to be a range of policies, all of which relate back to the environment.

At least we now have a retirement plan now in place for the Lesser Bald Eagle. Not that I expect it to be needed. He could well be unfairly dismissed by the electorate!

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go… until that deep green zealot Nicholas Stern spoils our fun just because the climate’s going to warm up a bit. You’d think he’d appreciate a few extra degrees on the thermometer while he’s lazing around on the beach all day, though admittedly there don’t seem to be quite as many beaches as there used to be.

Australia’s got to play to its natural advantages, the major one being its extraordinary ability to ignore the consequences of burning coal.

Meet Sooty. He’s the dwarf who didn’t feel like embracing the concept of the flexible workforce. He’s also slightly taller than the other dwarfs, so reckons he’ll be less affected by rising sea levels.

Luckily, Sooty’s seven brothers have proven to be a little more visionary. Sneezy’s started up a windfarm and Doc’s coordinating treatment of the dengue fever epidemic in Tasmania. Dopey, Happy and Sleepy are growing hemp, allegedly for paper production, Grumpy’s running a geothermal power station and Bashful’s shagging Snow White now she’s split up with the Prince, because once you’ve had dwarf, you can never go back.

3 Responses

  1. Better to remember him as this – and many of the other 101 uses than as a ‘Bradman’ of politics as the liberal spin doctors would have us believe today.

  2. Another lie! Betcha he changes his mind again … PC is not the man for us. He’s a weak wimp who has been so much a backup he’ll never be PM. Just wait and see … Turnbull or Hockey will beat him to it! And did you see Joe Hockey’s comment today about Julia Gillard sharpening the knives in her handbag for Kevin Rudd??? a). She doesn’t have a handbag that I remember seeing, and b). She is not that stupid to challenge Rudd any time in the near future. If he loses the election that may be different, but a 14 point lead is some sort of a claim to keep his position, isn’t it?

  3. Bullfrog, Ha! Howard as Bradman? I remember a boxer named Mundine claiming to be greater than Bradman.

    Buff, Regardless of circumstance, Howard losing not only his position but also his seat, is a circumstance much to be desired!

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