Stolen from Max
I wasn’t strong enough to resist cartoon larceny. I was weakened by belly-laughs.
Here in the wonderland that is Oz, bunnies are too much like the Munchkins. They eat too much and leave very little for the marsupials. If us Wombats is goin’ to survive, we’ll have to turn carnivorous.
From the Book of Bunny Suicides by Andy Riley
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That bunny has sense! If those stoopid aliens asked to be taken to our Leader, no wonder the bunny got shirty! How would you like it if some clueless alien asked to be taken to Little Johnny Toad????!
Eldest of the tadpoles is most aggrieved. His favoured pet is but a black mini lop rabbit – and he has noticed that it has not graced your page as yet! He is somewhat puzzled as to exactly what the alien would have done in this situation – His grasp of SciFi is not yet fully developed. Phasers, abductions, genetic experimentation and the like have not been adequately explored in the mundane Star Wars stories that he has watched to date. Time for Asimov?
Carnivorousness is recommended in the case of bunnies, especially those with such an obvious death wish.
Cybe
it is quite a good read