Lightfingered from raincoaster – - -
And now I’m a Deity in drag!
Bast, Perfumed Protector, Cat Goddess
| Which God or Goddess are you like?
Your Result: You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!! |
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| You are your own God or Goddess |
74% |
| Goddess Sekhemet |
74% |
| Jesus |
66% |
| The Christian God |
41% |
| God Zeus |
41% |
| Satan |
41% |
And I don’t even LIKE cats!
Now I iz won
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All I can think of is cheap gags.
That’s what you get for being English, a load of gags about words that mean rude things.
If I was really Buddha, I’d be turning in my enlightened grave.
Now that was just plain bad taste.
Ah well.
Hmm…this is quite contrary to what your gematriculator is saying about you.
I’m in awe of the fact that you, a male, are a Goddess!
Cybe
Hmmm – How is that Bast can produce a Zeus (@88%)?
Alabaster, If you are going into bondage, use quality gags. Those cheap gags don’t work!
WC, One of us is lying
Cybe, Hey, I go where the profits are. In these days of radical feminism Goddesses have a captive audience. And never underestimate the power of the cat lobby!
Alabaster, if you’re Buddha turning in his grave, does that mean you’re Rumi too? Kewl.
True, Archie. You should do LolCatGoddesses. Every bloody suburban pagan in the world would have you bookmarked.
“I can has virgin sacrifice?”
bullfrog, what can I say? “Tadpole, the three secrets of life are as follows: first, keep your eyes and ears open; second: don’t tell everything you know.”
raincoaster, I do a better LolCurmudgeon – “I can has grumbles!” – hmmm – off looking for an image – - -
You think Ærchie has problems … what about me … the GIRLS are chasing me???! Hell-up!!!
Which God or Goddess are you like?
Your Result: Jesus
You are God’s lovechild. You love all and most love you. You help those who need it, and those too. The girls all chase you, and some boys too. You love to have fun, but you keep a serious life of working as well.Congratulations!! You are Christ!!
Buddha
The Christian God (I gather this quiz does not believe in the Trinity!)
Goddess Bast
You are your own God or Goddess
Goddess Sekhemet
God Zeus
Satan (dear old fellow … at least I won’t be toast)
Oh dear. And you are so exclusive. If someone does not love you they are consigned to the outer reaches! And as for your rivals – well, the less said the better!
We are all Jesus. Except the guys: they’re all bloody pagans! To Hell with ‘em!
Hey, cut out this ganging up thing. I know you are supposed to be some sort of trinity-thing but this is mean!
Actually I turned out to be God. The one, the only … the Trinity …
Hang on a minute …
It’s a lousy situation for an atheist, I tellya, to have to sit here denying My own existence … but it’s okay because I love me and will forgive myself if I just accept Me into my heart and confess my sins to Me. Then I will go to heaven when I die and I can party with Me.
Metro, I am ashamed of you! At the very least you could have settled for His Supreme Naughtiness, Satan.