It seems raincoaster has had a crappy day. She is not the only one.
The BBC has reported that a woman (of a certain age) added dog excreta to her husband’s curry!
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin. During the hearing, defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh likened the case to “an episode of Desperate Housewives”.
Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing. At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.
The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship “had hit an all time low”.
I wonder just how much lower the relationship could go – - -
I, for one, will be closely watching any pizza which is served to me.