It seems raincoaster has had a crappy day. She is not the only one.
The BBC has reported that a woman (of a certain age) added dog excreta to her husband’s curry!
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin. During the hearing, defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh likened the case to “an episode of Desperate Housewives”.
Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing. At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.
The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship “had hit an all time low”.
I wonder just how much lower the relationship could go – - -
I, for one, will be closely watching any pizza which is served to me.
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He may be the one that ate it, but she’s the one who’s got a big mouth.
O Caesar
Beware the Ides of May
…. Beware the Salt-Laden Porridge
raincoaster, she broke rule number one of the getting even code. Laugh only in private or in the ex-wives club.
Herr G eaGle, I make no claims to Caeserhood, or even Salad-hood. I am but the humble Pope Ærchie 1st, The Dope Pope, Preacher of the five leaf way.
Oh boy! Yuk! I read about a woman who used her husband’s toothbrush to clean the dog’s teeth before replacing it in it’s usual position… and then there was the woman who strained her unpleasant guest’s soup through her knickers. Now I’m beginning to wonder how come I have retained so many revenge stories… There was also the woman who hid shellfish in the inner tube of her ex-husband’s curtain rails. Ok, I’ll stop now! Enough already!
some men would pay big money for soup strained through used knickers
so I’ve heard
Litlove, I have a feeling most women store these snippets away the same way they store away details of the marriages and divorces of celebrities. Men store useful stuff in their minds. Like cricket statistics, football results and car dismantling.
Myra, Not all men are Members of Parliament – - -
I had a horrible roommate once and after some time I realized he was using my bath towel. After that, I used that towel to dry the dogs and kept my own in my room. He used the same, unwashed, doggy towel for more than six months.
I heart passive-aggressiveness!
You did not have a roommate – you had a slob!